pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

(via cracks-me-up)

rnedia:

when did this

become more attractive than this?

(Source: drarna, via dennise-b)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(via the-laughing-cactus)

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

(via thehilariousblog)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via thehilariousblog)