glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

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ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

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h34rken:

alexispointy:

take a nap while fondling ur crotch in a public park

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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coolator:

This Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant is my new hero

taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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saitin:

life hacks

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dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42

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